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Thursday

I'm taking back the things i got from you.....and that includes my sweet little nookie too....











DO NOT HAVE SEX!!! YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE! YOU WILL GET SICK AND DIE!!!!IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU WILL PERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





-just kidding. It's been a long time, I know. But I have a problem with consistency. Like really. but perhaps thats with relationships too. in college, there are three types of people regarding realtionships:
1)the carebear!- this person/these people are a part of the grand scramble to get in a relationship, have children, get married, then get a degree (and yes in this order). You can see that whole yearning gleam (almost like a vampire) in their eyes....
2)The bachelor/bachelorette- these people are loving being single! See them at every party, function, and (best of all, I suppose) class....they are not attached so they WILL get things done!! (getting things done meaning they're DOING any and everybody....)
3)The hermie-short for hermit, and/or hermaphrodite..(lol) these people dont want to get into a realtionship becasue "they've been hurt too many times...." when really they're just questioning their sexuality....
but I digress....I got an A on my FAM253 paper, a sure sign that god really doesnt want me to commit suicide.this past weekend was nuts! We went to a black and white party...and I had planned on wearing red.(she's the lady in red, when everybody else is wearing taaann!!! The flashy girl from flushing! The nanny named Fran! lol) but after a while i gave up on the idea and wore black. People here really have no fashion sense, they should pick up a freaking ELLE sometime...walt (my new dude) acted a fool!!! (him and his best friend Kevin) becasue he was drunk. Ive never had to take care of a drunk person before....I've always been the one to be taken care of....anyway, he stumbled throughout the ballroom, threw up!!!(gross) and was laying on the concrete in front of my car while eveyone was watching us like we were foreign creatures on discovery channel....


Discovery Channel Host: watch now as little Ashley struggles to get Walt in the little green honda. Ashley is pushing 160 lbs, not a particulalry heavy weight for her 5'8 height, and Walt is over 200 and is the same height! how in God's name will she pick him up, laughing, off the concrete? If you look to your right, you'll see his best friend Kevin shadowboxing against the car! Ashley's best friend marissa is offering her no help, as she is sitting her little tuckus in the backseat already! How will the end come about? Will the greeks who are staring from far off finally come and help little Ashley? Or will the cops come and take all four of them away for being intoxicated and underaged?
It went a little something like that. The next morning I went over to his apartment and cleaned up his THROWUP from off him and out of his room...man, I am definitely putting in work for this boy....that nite I played dress-up with my dorm neighbor Liz and we were bollywood sexpots...but back to the original topic...SEX. I will not be having any more of it for a while. My ex-boyfriend Desmen has ruined me for that. Great sex will make you crazy, man. I was heartbroken when I had to break up with him...but he didnt have anything going for himself BUT to lay the pipe....so I had to go.or rather, HE had to go. Which brings me to my question: Can people from two different backgrounds come together for good? Or only for a fling (hot sex on a platter?) Thanksgiving is in two days....I have LOTS to be thankful for, but why do I still feel so, Have-not?