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Tuesday

Terrible Tuesdays...the rain on my leg in pain...

so...hmm I forgot. This morning I rolled out of bed, did not brush my teeth, hair, or brush the sleep out of my eyes, and went to class. It's raining here, and will be for the next week. Yippee, seeing as this is supposed to be our homecoming week. Just terrible for the hair plans, man. Anyway, everybody was nice and cozy in their rain boots/galoshes/whatever and me and my best friend/roomie kayla were like, completely soaked.And cold. And hungry. So we siddled on over to the Commons, this buffet we have on campus after class. We went with a gameplan: to bring large totes and stock up on food so that we wouldnt have to use our debit cards or meal plans! Great...so I have something to share with you. If you want to wrap up food but you only have styrofoam plates/bowls/cups, then this is what you do:
*Grab tooth picks or lots of plastic forks
*put food securely in bowls/plates and put extra on top
*break off tines of fork and stab into the styrofoam (toothpicks too!) to fasten it in place
*stash/stack securely in bag
*leave quickly and quietly...
and that was what we did.
And I lost my freaking phone!!! I was panicking, man, because I definitely dont have a lock on that bad boy....many people's lives can be affected by the crap in that phone....later today we went to the mall in search of those mystical rain boots that we saw everybody wearing but nobody could freaking tell us where to find. It was a complete bust, and we were looking like ghetto project hoes with scarves on (gotta protect that weave!!!lol) and sweatshirts over those...I'm so ashamed. Joan crawford said (and I quote,)"If I'm not feeling like being Joan Crawford today, then you simply wont see me today. I have an image and reputation to protect. If you want the girl next door, go next door." She's glorious....(love you mommy dearest!!!)But, an old man called my kaylas phone while we were at wetseal and told us he found it on the bus!!! YESSS! (sweet, three-pointer...)but I am sort of concerned....I got naked pics, pics of dudes, freaky texts....more than on old white man craving some chocolate could ask for!!!(hypothetically)..gross. So here I am, supposed to be studying Astronomy and political science...you see how that's going.This wonderful bruise from the sewer on my knee and thigh is turning a lovely green shade...how fabulous.I really dont want to roll out of bed tomorrow....

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